Stop by again. Bound to make more sense next edit.
Let p = funniest joke you've ever heard1) Two guys enter a bar2) pSorry, you heard that one before?
Yes!!!!I inserted my favorite punchline, which has nothing to do with any guys entering a bar."You've got a drink called 'Murray?'"
Drat! The USDA classifies "Two guys enter a bar" as a neutral filler. Murray?? Now I'm not laughing, and that's no good.
Murray is a grasshopper. He goes in to a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
I can't ever remember jokes after I hear them so I can't think of a punchline. Usually, I remember bits and pieces and mix them all up. I once heard a joke about a rabbi, a German, and a tiny pianist. They went into a bar and had sex with a hooker. The hooker had a bulldog, The bartender had sex with the dog and then fed a midget peanuts. Then, they all saw God. Wait, was that a joke or did it really happen? Damn, I get so confused.
I think "Two bars enter a guy" might be a funnier joke.
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