Sunday, June 05, 2005

Pillow talk for the evolutionarily enlightened Victorian

The following advice is approved by Elisabeth Lloyd:

In bed, it is proper that a woman ask her lover to find and to attend to her spandrel of San Marco.

Note an exception to this rule is in addressing a Creationist, in which case reference the vulgar "G spot" may be acceptable...if not imperative.

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