Toward a hand-waving Theory of Everything

Let's say Heisenberg Uncertainty, Pauli Exclusion and Entropy are three sides of the same coin and observe that to be present implies necessarily not only place but time. Obviously, minimal presence is defined by the zero-point energy equation and greater presences must be discrete or quantized. Matter that is stationary, which is to say without momentum, within a reference frame exhibits maximal place, whereas propagating electromagnetism exhibits always the same minimum. I leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.